How do you inoffensively write a speech impediment? The video above is a montage of >> Cheese << dialogue, a character from the kids show on Cartoon Network called Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends. Kindly uploaded by @Sara Nelowe Here is a screenshot taken from his >> wikia page. << It is 7 minutes toContinue reading “CEERWEEAL”

Le Kitchen

I love in-oven shots. RECIPE Almond Oil, Apple, Double Cream, Garlic, Leek, Lemon, Mint, Paprika, Red Onion, Sausages, Sesame Seeds, Spring Onion and [a fresh] Tomato A decanter? As a vase? Really? Really. MADNESS. Ma is somewhat of a plants-dedicate and she doesn’t appreciate the lugubriousness of flowers. She associates them with death. My spiritualContinue reading “Le Kitchen”


I don’t for a minute believe that the GQ office staff have the time nor the inclination to check to any kind of great depth everything that appears from an outsourced advertorial sponsor – that generates adverts based on the search terms used by individuals that peruse the articles on their site, as I sometimesContinue reading “BE YE WICKED? THIS I MIGHT LEARN TO RESPECT. BUT YE NEED REST”


An old blog entry REPLACE NAMES Fairy boy was a guy I knew and fancied in primary school. If you knew his name you’d laugh. 00000093 January 22nd, 2009 Karina says: (23:22:07) I sent a message Karina says: (23:22:10) to fairy boy earlier Karina says: (23:22:11) and hes not replied Karina says: (23:22:14) dickhead KarinaContinue reading “A STARBUCKS DATE”

C H A T S I N 2 0 3 0

I feel like this was an important conversation to filter into the mass consciousness for so, so many reasons and maybe it’ll make even more sense in years to come. I really appreciate that Kanye mentioned the stigma attached to mental health – and perhaps that’s because I was called crazy a lot – butContinue reading “C H A T S I N 2 0 3 0”

I D U B B B Z R E D & P U R P L E

Be prepared for the most Meta blogpost I’ve ever written. Everything is connected, even if it doesn’t seem that way. F R A G M E N T S Simply put: Yin and Yang are fragments of a dualistic whole. That is the most basic explanation I can give in an attempt to shed someContinue reading “I D U B B B Z R E D & P U R P L E”