B R I G H T O N

I’m going to be very tacky and announce I’ve relocated to a wonderful studio flat in Brighton in the form of a shopping list. I’m playing around with the idea of authoring a book on interior design. Tile Trivet, Picasso’s Ceramics Cafe, Painted by me Tulips (Sainsburys, Brighton) sitting in a bottle of Maple SyrupContinue reading “B R I G H T O N”

DREAMLAND

I had a busy and expensive evening. I HIRED A PROGRAMMER FROM >>FIVERR.<< I’m keeping no secrets about this, you know everything I do is exciting. Easter Eggs galore. It is now 6 AM and SPEAKING OF IXTA EGGS: I made one of those horrendously self indulgent breakfasts. I had to take a break inContinue reading “DREAMLAND”

C A R N A T I O N S

Once I asked Lisa about Marie Antoinette. I was reading her autobiography, loaned to me by my landlady, a hilarious, wise Irish gypsy woman called Bernie – who had lived the most colourful life and was quite excellent at Tarot. When I asked about Marie Antoinette – Lisa simply looked at me and said thatContinue reading “C A R N A T I O N S”

P I N K

In, I think, about forty minutes I will fall asleep. My sleeping pattern is so so so kdljfsdfkgjsdfg. It’s fine – by the end of this weekend a load of things I’ve commissioned will become available to me. So exciting. To me. So… I live a lot in Dream Land (asleep or awake) … I’veContinue reading “P I N K”

R E S I L I E N C E Y

I attract contrasting experiences because somewhere deep in my subconscious I absolutely believe I need to – to grow. It’s an unfortunate life-long habit. The details of any particular story are unimportant when you believe in Karmic theory… when you believe humans are inclined to perform cyclically. You can replace individuals in any story withContinue reading “R E S I L I E N C E Y”

B A B Y P I N K

Different people have different methods of getting things done, and I think the majority of successful people are the sort that focus their attention onto a single project at a time. At one point I felt an inability to be consistent with any single idea I had, so I would often start things that wouldContinue reading “B A B Y P I N K”