JANUARY 2019
BYZANTINE GEMS GARNET AND PEARL 7 DROP NECKLISS & EARRING SET | RELIQUARY BOMBER JAKKIT| JEWELED GREEN CROWN ORNAMENT| CUPID BANGLE | FRENCH NEO CLASSICAL BANGLE | JIMMY CHOO DAKOTA 120 WEDGES | EGYPTOLOGY POSTER
Nearly Everything is from the Met Museum Gift Shoppe apart from the Jimmies.
I’d recommend reading the blurb for all the items if you’re into writing copy.
T is for TEMPLAR
DECEMBER 2018
Nars have teamed up with Naomi Campbell and gone all rockstarry nights
I will explain why some make up is expensive
You are putting it on your body. Your body absorbs at least a little bit of nearly everything you put on your body. If you look after make up, even if it has an expiration date, technically you can continue to use it for many years. I would prefer to get make up tattooed onto my face but I quite like doing lots of different looks. I have a weird face that looks very different with every little thing I do or don’t do to it. I enjoy it. If I worked out how to stop people from using me as binoculars I could probably be a rather excellent spy.
I don’t wear make up very often but you’ll notice that when I do, I don’t often take it off either. I leave it on for days sometimes actually. I know that’s not a good thing but it’s also a life long habit and I’ve quite come to appreciate what my life long habits contribute to my personality.
By the way, having me explain myself at all is fine but I will demand explanations from you and the kinds of things I demand explanations for are soul crippling.
MAY 2019
#01
DEGRASTRASS HEELS BY LOUBOUTIN | PURPLE AND RED HEELS BY GIANVITO ROSSI | HONEY COMB HIGH WAISTED BRIEFS BY WOLFORD | DAINTY DOLL FALSE LASHES | MIFFY RABBIT PILLOW | MAISON MICHEL HEIDI PATCHWORK BUNNY EARS | MAISON MICHEL HEIDI BUNNY EARS | REBEL GENIUS BY MICHAEL DANTE DIMARTINO
#02
EVERYTHING IS EITHER D&G ON NETAPORTER (Look through the entire collection, lazy) | THIGH HIGH BOOTS BY VETEMENTS | TULLE BRIEFS | X LARGE CANVAS BAG
APRIL 2018
#01
PASTEL BULLDOG CLIPS by KIKKI-K | LINDIE SUSPENDER NUDE AND IVORY by AGENT PROVOCATEUR | SILVER PLATED EARRINGS by OSCAR DE LA RENTA | LAZY PIN UP by MAISON MICHEL | AKIKO HEADBAND by MAISON MICHEL | HEIDI CAT VEIL by MAISON MICHEL
The earrings are crystal, by the way – not diamonds. Much you assume
Illustration of me – I commissioned Akirestore
MARCH 2018
#02
USB GRENADE ENERGY BANK | YELLOW DINOSAUR CERAMIC PLANT HOLDER | PURPLE PLUG PORT | YELLOW WHOOPSY LAMP | PINK ACRYLIC CHAIR | TURKISH OUSHAK RUG | MADE BY HUMANS ELEPHANT PIGGY BANK
#01
PINK KIT CAT CLOCK | MOJIPOWER MOJIGAME PORTABLE POWER BANK | SUMO RED KOKESHI DOLL | FUJIFILM INSTAX HELLO KITTY CAMERA | LEOPARD PRINT CROSLEY CRUISER | EMPIRE STATE OF MIND, THE JAY Z ENTREPRENEUR MODEL BY ZACK O’MALLEY | KANYE WEST: GOD AND MONSTER BY MARK BEAUMONT | HAND CRAFTED KINMOMI GUMO FAN FROM KYOTO | AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A GEISHA BY SAYO MASUDA
FEBRUARY 2018
#02
CHLOE RIVER CANVAS AND LEATHER WEDGE ANKLE BOOTS | OFF WHITE MEDIUM PRINTED TEXTURED LEATHER TOTE | KAYU LIMON WOVEN STRAW CLUTCH | UNIVERSAL iPHONE CAMERA LENS | POLYESTER CAT PRINT CUSHION | SPHYNX PORTABLE RAZOR | VALENTINO CALF-IVORY-LEATHER KEYRING | SKIN COTTON JERSEY ROBE
#01
PLAYSTATION VR | LEVI LOGO BEANIE | LA MAISON DE CARRES HERMÉS SCARF | HERMÉS EQUESTRIAN RIDING GLOVES | CHAIN D’ANCRE MINI PUNK EARRINGS BY HERMÉS | L-SERIES 24mm TILT SHIFT LENS BY CANON | CHARLOTTE TILBURY ROCK N KOHL EYELINER | YOSHIDA YOSHIHIKO SCROLL
JANUARY 2018
#01
YEEZY SEASON SIX | JACKRABBIT CANDLE | GLASS & GOLD VASE | B & O HEADPHONES | DOC MARTEN MARY JANES
#02
MEY MEH ‘DE BEAUVOIR’ SCREEN by HOUSE OF HACKNEY | JEFF KOONS DOG BALLOON SCULPTURE | CHEETAH BOOKENDS | KIMONO A MODERN HISTORY BY TERRY SATSUKI MILHAUPT | KIMONO NOW BY MANAMI OZAKI | ROBINS EGG LIDDED BLUE JAR | REVOLVING DISPLAY FRIDGE | ALIENWARE LAPTOP
#03
JEFF KOONS INSPIRED PHONE CASE – TOPSHOP | PERSPEX HEART EARRINGS X TOPSHOP | GRACIE ASYMMETRIC COURT SHOE – TOPSHOP | GRACE 30 YEARS OF FASHION AT VOGUE HARDCOVER BY PHAIDON X NETAPORTER | FENDI by KARL LAGERFELD X NETAPORTER | SAVE THE BEES LIGHTBULB BY spankyspanglerdesign | VETEMENTS X BOOK CLUTCH WITH RED STRAP | YAYOI KUSAMA BY RIZZOLI X NETAPORTER
DECEMBER 2017
SHELLY GREEN VELVET CUSHION | FUCHSIA TRIANGLE CUSHION | TATCHA GOLD FOIL LIPBALM | TATCHA 23 KARAT GOLD ILLUMINATED LIPSTICK – SUNRISE PLUM BLOSSOM | TAMAGOTCHI AMAZON | HUMIDIFIER AMAZON | MACAROON ORNAMENT FOR CHRISTMAS/ALL YEAR ROUND | NANO VIRTUAL REALITY CAMERA | EVERYTHING YOU LIKE I LIKED FIVE YEARS AGO JOURNAL
NOVEMBER 2017
SNAKE ARM CUFF | PINK CASTLE | VELVET ANGRY CAT PILLOW | ULTIMAKER 3D PRINTER | IMAC | NOSY SPIKES KID | VERSACE MEDUSA DOG COLLAR
OCTOBER 2017
