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An old friend that interestingly – the worst he did was snitch on me, when I lied about my age – so LOVE YOU – but I’m concerned (really – thats the correct word here) I wasn’t lying about my age at all, because the age I gave people when I lied about my ageContinue reading “Art that doesn’t take years isn’t Art, it’s ‘crafts’.”

Can you see the skull in the wing? This is so significant to me because I’ve never been able to illustrate or sculpt or otherwise imagine a skull that had not already been done. It just happened here. It looks like Walt Disney. He’s one of my heroes. I thought of him a lot yesterday,Continue reading “WALT DISNEY”

Louise Pentland did a half eye with liquid eyeliner and I copied. This necklace, I bought for £2.50 at a local charity shoppe. This bra, I bought at Primark about .. a year and a half ago. This hairclip is from The Vintage Workshop in Brighton and it cost about £4. These shorts are alsoContinue reading

Because um. I can’t say this to you once I think it, can I I take shits bigger than your dick Heathcliff What kind of a fucking name is Heathcliff I’m legally married to Sabel’s 2D alterego, Hiten, but he’s bisexual so it’s okay and if I’m into you he’s into you and can “doContinue reading “gilgamesht”

Incase you run out of abusers to defend for popularity, this is hilarious to me – it’s a concluding statement in an email I sent to the guy I had to call ‘dad’ in exchange for cash. If that was the trip in which I visited Dubai with the girl I was told to callContinue reading “Shame bell, nagging, all truth”

me and my babies at school/university reunions (actually my maggots are probably worth more than you. financially I mean. They are a kind of missing link. They’re basically human but they’re not human, theyre maggots, and this is a message for them as much as it is a message for whoever comes across my blog.)Continue reading

No arguments, we’re the Friezas When baby chillis are growing apparently they are purple and green. Look at this baby. It is a real life CATERPIE. Look at these babies, too. Have you ever seen maggots that look like these? I haven’t. Does this babytalk trigger your maternal feelings? If you are under 35, getContinue reading “MESCHT”

I believe it is the Japanese and the Chinese and the Siamese as portrayed in the King and I who made me feel comfortable putting brooches in my hair. I bought these brooches immediately after watching a recent video with Louise Pentland and her sibling-daughter Darceshtino shopping in Stamford. It was a cute cobbled villageyContinue reading “WAITING. FURIOUSLY.”

Songs you ought to listen to Moses was a mute and his brother Aaron translated for him. I like to think you all understand why arabs and foreigners struggle to find work in your country, it is because you are all racist and because you do not know how to value what other cultures haveContinue reading “I sent the locusts on the wind, such as the world has never seen”