BFF AUDITIONS

Auditions for my future bestfriend: you wear bridal wear as daywear. You are really offended by people who do not dress up to hang out with you, even if you are wearing pyjamas (under a trench coat I selected for you) specifically because a guy was cruel to you last night. You didn’t even sleepContinue reading “BFF AUDITIONS”

I sent the locusts on the wind, such as the world has never seen

Songs you ought to listen to Moses was a mute and his brother Aaron translated for him. I like to think you all understand why arabs and foreigners struggle to find work in your country, it is because you are all racist and because you do not know how to value what other cultures haveContinue reading “I sent the locusts on the wind, such as the world has never seen”

Revenge is a many layered thing

I am on-sofa because my bed is probably where Magnus sleeps (it’s really not a forever thing, Magnus.) (it is) and by some coincidence, I’m too lazy to put on my sheets. This is Magnus and Sabel in 2D. Their 2D karma appears in episodes nine and ten of  Inuyasha and I’m not sure IContinue reading “Revenge is a many layered thing”

WE ARE SHAPE SHIFTERS.

Okay you need to, well, you ought to at the very least: listen to this if you want the right vibe for my post. It brings a meditative session to a close and if you did not PAY to witness it, you’ll wish you had but you have time to. If you don’t think theContinue reading “WE ARE SHAPE SHIFTERS.”

EARPHONE PURCHASE GUIDE

DO YOU KNOW WHY I HAVE NO TECH? Apart from that it was my brother that insisted that we were a techno family, and the British princies were jelly of him so they arranged to have him put in a hospital (trust me, when he looks himself – he’s a million times hotter than anyContinue reading “EARPHONE PURCHASE GUIDE”

ARTING IMP

THIS DESIGNER CALLED LAURA HAD ACCESS TO MY MEMORIES. And my imagination. The outfits I DREAMED of wearing. But she’s not the only one and really she’s the best of them. This is another Laura. She is a very famous celebrity. She might be amongst the most dedicated stalker-cum-one-night-stands that Russell Brand could’ve possibly invitedContinue reading “ARTING IMP”