SHARING ENERGY AND SHAPE SHIFTING

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It is weird and I’m sure of pure coincidence how much zoe looks like my ex’s mum in this photo, the one that used to abuse me routinely – but also: if you are famouz and your ‘best friend’ is also famouz and she allows you to dress that terribly in public without also looking that fucking terrible, you are not friends

I found this using Hadassah Cordoba’s videos.

I really miss cool British celebrities. This is Katie Jane Garside.

This is an Adreena I made out with in a pub one time after turning eighteen. At the time she was in a relationship with Maxime Avet, a french pornographer AND the eponymous North West’s porn-doppelganger Skin Diamond. She is a british black person and her father was a kids television presenter. There were attempts to ruin her life by attaching her career and his career and that was a method employed by a lot of people for, I’m sure, many stupid reasons and all of them related to jealousy, ultimately. Excuses to control people.

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Image sourced by Google.

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Image sourced by Google.

North West has a cool big sister, to say the least. I believe that the conception of every baby demands that at least three people fall in love or are mutually attracted towards one another. I think at any given time there are about twelve fertile people on the Planet and that changes minutely. It’s a chat for another time.

I believe that the title of the diary entry is self explanatory though and if I showed you photographs of my mother who looked NOTHING like Zoella in her youth but who makes a cameo in a photograph of her holding hands with my siblings in their infancy you’d probably be as fucking disturbed as I am but I’ll SAVE IT

Here is a document that kind of looks like it was cosigned by my ex boyfriend and zoella in 2012. If I say “this person is a stalker”, trust me.

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LOUISE IM REALLY SORRY FOR USING THIS PHOTO OF YOU – BUT THE TIMING IS SO PERFECT AND ZOE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE LUKE’S EX AND IT IS ALL SO PERFECT TO ME.

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