I’m watching a live stream of the most beautiful Dior show ever on Facebook, pretending I’m with my Auntie Norma, while I listen to Korn and smoke vogues.

I don’t know if Anna Wintour could find a better Bubbles

For those uneducated – this is Bubbles. She wears weird outfits that no one else has the guts to wear and she’s the most fantastic incompetent that has ever lived and I actually aspire to that.