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If I did porn I’d want to be a woman.
If I did a debut movie I’d want to be a boy. I can adjust my vocal chords to sound male.

 

Edited on 5th December, to add…

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I never realised how long my own torso is – but really – carrying a shit for weeks on end and then taking a shit was a form of torture. I should charge people to toilet train them but it’s in my memories.

If you want to teach a baby how to shit – have them stand over a potty and do this.

As always you can both apologise profusely and then thank me later and more often than not I’m too polite to accept the payment I deserve

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