I’m about to upload some photos that I like of myself so here is a non photoshopped portrait of me. I did resize it though, sorry

Above is a photograph of me chanelling Sephiroth – I prefer the name Sephorae though

I’m wearing eyeshadow and plum coloured lipstick and I think some hours old mascara and one of those HM Maternity tops I got from a charity shop – cos my torso is that fucking long. I’m not pregnant but I might as fucking well be

This is a look I stole off ISABELLA ROSSELLINI when she made a guest appearance in Friends. There are some people you just.don’t.compete.with – y’know? Those are people you either sister zone or mother zone.