i love it when stupidly pretty people upload really ugly photos of themselves
thankyou SO MUCH for doing us ugly people a favour mang
as of like atleast the next 24 hours even if I am being cruel I am only flirting. that is the bit you never get. like from body to body –
last time I said
“you’re a nokia 3310” – you didn’t ask “why” but immediately insulted me
and if you’d of asked “why” I’d of said something along the lines of “they’re impossible to break” but now I’d just go with whatever you assumed because you told me I was the fat and useless phone