PUBLIC DESIRE

omg ok serious chats, because shoes are serious to me. So I was on Asos just looking for shoes and I felt like I was cheating on Public Desire and then I was like “I’m not finding any shoes I like” and then I found some nude thigh high boots ON SALE and I was like “OMG I’m IN LOVE WITH ASOS AGAIN” and then I clicked on the thigh high boots and they were Public Desire. That was fun.

The boots came in the post and I put a cute playsuit on just to take a photo. I dress up for my shoes.

I look miserable here but that is actually just me modelling. Ha this girl used to bitch about me behind my back – she once said that I liked to look miserable. Well first of all I am very hot when I’m miserable and second of all no one is miserable when they have a new pair of boots. I just wasn’t wearing any make up and this look worked. Also I am sexually attracted to dark eyes and would never try to hide them. Google “L from Deathnote” and “Levi Attack on Titan” and you’ll understand why.

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This bra is wayyyy too small for me, which means it fits perfectly. The shadow is a little unflattering and I very almost deleted the photograph but this has been taken with a macro lens and also most – not all, but most – of those ample cleavages belong to women donning implants or push up bras that you’ve never seen up close look like this up close. Also I have a little belly. I like little bellies because I like belly dancing and belly dancing doesn’t always look good if you don’t have a little belly. Also I like biting people where they have squish – not in a sex-way but in a AW CUTE NAMNAMNAMNAM way. Both of the guys I am presently interested in a very serious relationship with in have little bellies too. I probably wouldn’t bite their bellies though because they don’t wax their stomachs. The guys I’m in a very serious relationshipses with are apparently concerned for their privacy so they don’t mind if I say stuff like that because you are never going to find out who they are anyway. (And actually as a time traveller, I’m going to tell you right now that they will regret the request)

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If I lean back like this it looks a bit better. Also. Behold. The boots

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Dw there are more photos of the boots.

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Oh, basically I do a bunch of things when I fancy people. I give them cute nicknames that are unique to them and often better than their real names and I also like to show them pictures of shoes I think would really suit them.

So if I fancy you, I just wanna say you’d look really good getting married to me in the amazon via yes or no button wearing >> these << in our four man tent, separated with zip compartments and padlocks. Tintin really likes to have his own space. For privacy/leg room/humping teddies, so you guys could probably quite happily share your own compartment. I need my own. I really need him around because he pisses on your stuff when you’re fucking me over and/or cheating on me. And you can’t even get mad at him because he’s adorable.

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Omg when I was little I used to cry in shoe shops because the cute shoes never fitted me  – it was always the ugly clompy shoes that fit me, but heels fit me really well and it’s hard to walk long distances in them, so I have a legitimate excuse for not walking when I join the Israeli military.

Fyi If you are male and I ever send you a pair of shoes that aren’t brogues or boots of some kind I am fucking with you. That means I am either lowkey mad at you or I am flirting with you.

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