“I want to believe in Change but the 90s was the last time I could afford anything with it”

IS PROBABLY THE BEST LINE and delivery IN ANYTHING EVER, IN A MILLION YEARS – apart from “IS THERE NO ONE ELSE???” by Brad Pitt as Achilles and “EITHER I OR THOU OR BOTH MUST GO WITH HIM” by Leo as Romeo (me when I’m not Tybalt, Prince of Cats) and “She pissed on me” by Ragnar by Trimmel Faggis and also “They are jaelouse and they are envious” by Joseph Fiennes as Robert in Elizabeth

oh and “My bitches wear my collars!” – Cate/Queen B as Elizabeth

And a good 30% of Superbad “no one gets laid in cargoshorts” COS THEY LEGIT DO

Also – borrowed from IMDB

Nacho: There is no place for me in this world. I don’t belong out there, and I don’t belong in here. So I’m going out into the Wilderness. Probably, to die.

Chancho: Well, you might need this

[Gives Nacho the sword]

Chancho: My mother gave it to me before she died. It was her lucky machete. You can have it.

>> The Art of Change << by Richard Dixon Wheatley