thinking of someone who still doesn’t know the script

all the guys that secretly think of me all day long, have really ugly and super cheap weddings (coincidence, I think not), a miserable & painful marriage where they’re often made to feel less than their worth with someone physiologically incapable of communicating with them – & physically incompatible with them – they usually have a kid (born about three months into the marriage) that ends up not being theirs genetically and either their partner dies inside (or physically) (the prior is worse, I’d know)

and then spends their time pining after me but pretending very hard not to

laughing hysterically, as always
and i know you heard

I’m going about our arrangement as planned you fantastic little psycho