That feeling – when some distant positive thought tells you: “oh, I’ll have finished editing this in like 5 hours” & then After Effects blows you an 8 Hour rendering-time air kiss. (And then you realise you actually really, really, really needed to animate a few more things into your video. Ugh. So annoy me.)
Excuse me while I nap for several hours 

I’m doing everything on my 2 year old Macbook Pro and everyone knows that Apple products have a lifespan of exactly 2 years

OMG I’m joking darling little Macbook, I love you dearly, and like me.. you shall never, ever, ever, ever die